Allstars Forum

XMAS PARTY IS OFF

hank — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:57:18 GMT

SORRY GENTS BUT NOT ENOUGH INTEREST TO COVER THE COSTS AND BAND AND VENUE ARE PUSHING FOR DEFINATES SO I,VE PULLED THE PLUG.

A film about 80s football

Brian28 — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:44:58 GMT

Anybody got any old pads / helmets from back in the day?

If so do you fancy this? I dont have the kit but would have a crack.

http://www.gridironuk.co.uk/showthread.php?t=11302

Anybody recognise the name Gary Delaney and didnt he play in the 1986 pre season game Allstars v Crewe which If I recall may have been the legends Mr Nendel, Mr Gaither and Mr Pfister's first game with us.

Regards yall

Brian.

T.D

hank — Thur, 16 Jul 2009 16:40:45 GMT

AS JOHN DOESN,T LOOK IN ANY MORE HAS ANYBODY GOT HIS CONTACT DETAILS. CHEERS HANK

DIRTY LEEDS

hank — Thur, 16 Jul 2009 16:39:27 GMT

I HOPE THIS CAUGHT YOUR EYE MATE. HAVE YOU GOT REXS CONTACT DETAILS. CHEERS HANK

Still playing

Brian28 — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:13:16 GMT

Odin,

I was at the Gateshead International Stadium yesterday for a game which we drew 12 - 12. The Gateshead kicker was the barefoot guy Gary. Do you remember him? He remembers you. He looks about 65 with his silver hair.

How are things buddy and did you get back to Oz without getting arrested or deported form any stop over countries?

Regards

Brian.

PS to all the others who were there and those who missed it - it was a grat night and we should do it more often.

Hanks xmas soiree

Brian28 — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:32:26 GMT

I'm in - Brian + 3

XMASW PARTY IS NOW FRIDAY 18/12/09

hank — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:08:52 GMT

I,VE HAD TO CHANGE IT TO FRIDAY AS THATS THE DAY THE GROUPS GOT ITS CANCELATION ON .

XMAS PARTY 19/12/09

hank — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:25:43 GMT

WE,RE HAVING AN ALLSTARS XMAS BASH ON 19/12/09. TELL YOUR WIVES ITS NOT A BACK SLAPPING NIGHT WITH WE WERE THE BEST SPEACHES AND THE FINAL PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND, ITS JUST A GOOD OLD XMAS PARTY WITH GOOD FOOD, GOOD ENTERTAINMENT AND GOOD COMPANY. { log onto
http://www.thebluesbrothers.net to preview the group we,ve got}
ADULTS A TENNER EACH, KIDS, IF YOU BRING THEM, ARE FREE.7.30pm-MID
NIGHT.
I,VE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH
POTTSIE, WHOS SORTING, COLIN, GINA, DANNY
DAVE THE BOSS, WHO,LL SORT PAUL B, JED AND GORDAN
JIMMY BLINK ,WHOES SORTING STEVE B
STUART COOKE WHOES SORTING JOHN HARWOOD
DAVEY BOY HUGHS
BRIAN C
T.D
ASHERS WHOES SORTING, JOE M AND MIKE DICK
SO IF YOU WANT TO COME GET IN TOUCH AND GET IN TOUCH WITH OTHERS, WE,LL COLLECT THE MONEY AROUND SEPTEMBER.
HANK

curry night this sunday

hank — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:24:17 GMT

curry night with odin is this sunday at 7pm in whitefield, if i,ve not been in touch with you and you want to come e-mail me........hank33@talktalk.net

HANK

CURRY WITH ODIN

hank — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:31:25 GMT

I KNOW WE DON,T KEEP THIS PAGE GOING BUT I,VE NOT MANY CONTACTS SO HERES HOPING A FEW LOOK IN, ODINS COMING OVER ON THE 28TH OF THIS MONTH DO ANY OF YOU FANCY MEETING UP FOR A CURRY OR SOMETHING. I,VE ASKED ODIN TO GIVE ME A DATE HE WANTS IT. HANK

Australian punter Jy Bond signs for the Miami Dolphins

Odinnn — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 09:52:01 GMT

Any Miami fans out there?

Another of my boys has just signed with Miami and is back in camp this week.

Trained by yours truly

O

where did all the cheerleaders go?!

judes — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:06:11 GMT

hello there to those who remember me! i had such a blast during my time as cheerleader then head cheerleader!

now living in Sydney, Australia! be fab to hear all you news!

i keep in touch from time to time with Murdina Massey (was Ball) but other than have no idea about any of the other cheerleaders - anyone know?!

THIS is the funniest complaint letter ever...

Jimbo — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:49:11 GMT

NTL Complaint

This a copy of a complaint letter that was actually received by NTL

Dear Cretins,

I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone.

During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office.

My initial installation was cancelled without warning or notice, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive at all, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website.... how? I alleviated the boredom to some small degree by playing with my testicles for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept.

The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.

Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After several further telephone calls (actually 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks) my modem arrived ... a total of six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate that the downtime of your internet servers is roughly 35%... these are usually the hours between about 6pm and midnight, Monday to Friday, and most of the useful periods over the weekend.

I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 telephone calls on my mobile to your no-help line this week, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers.

I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back), that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman.... and several other variations on this theme.

Doubtless you are no-longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.

I thought BT were shit, that they had attained the holy piss-pot of god-awful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn't anyone else is there?

How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum - incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom wankers though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy.

Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you do likewise, and cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief - although these feelings will quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps a small measure of bemused rage.

I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you, and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and it's worthless employees.

Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of tw#ts,

Yours psychotically

Apology

Jimbo — Thur, 12 Mar 2009 19:33:30 GMT

Allstars !,

Apologies for not getting in touch again. Some time ago i tried to get on the forum several times without success. I thought the forum might have been removed. Tonight i thought id give it one more shot.

My e mail address is bulldogjb@ntlworld.com my phone no is changed to 01204 532913 mobile is 0774 857 2689 if anyone wants to call, get in touch.
My mobile is in need of a new battery and will not be working until some time this saturday.

Im pleased to say that the 3rd and 4th son of an Allstar has chosen to play for our club.

My son Matthew is a freshman QB who turns 16 by the 3rd game of the season. We have 6 QBs in the club now. Sam Russell a Manchester lad will be named the starter at the beginning of the season. He's 18.

A certain Mr Boomer............(anyone heard of him ? ) has brought his 15 year old son who will start at Nose Tackle ( We run the 3-5 Defense ) BoomerJr is going to be some player. I'm also pleased and proud to announce that Mr Boomer likes the club so much, he has joined the coaching ranks and will be taking his BAFCA level 1 qualification on April 4th. Must be doing something right !!

Ben Cooke another son of an Allstar holds the rushing record for our club.

We've almost 40 players on the team training at this point.

We also started a kitted Junior Varsity team for 14 to 16 year olds to feed into the varsity team. They get their kit within the next few days and will be playing friendlies this year. I am trying to push this level up to 8 man kitted so am regularly posting on the BAFL forum. We will be playing this format this year.

Hank....................Where's your son? Does he want to play some football?

http://www.boltonbulldogs.co.uk

I will regularly post how we are doing from time to time and hope some of you will come to our games this year at Harper Green school in Bolton.

Jim Blinkhorn

Facebook group

skibear — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:57:24 GMT

Hello all of you crazy Mancunians. I just wanted you to know that I have started a Manchester Allstars group on Facebook for any of you who have an addiction to that social network as well. feel free to invite others and post pictures and things. Hope all is well there. Is is great being part of a great group with all of you. Even you Hank! LOL!! Miss you all. Take care.

Jim Nendel