hank
Registered: 01/03/07
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| | 09/08/07 at 06:14 PM | Reply with quote | #1 |
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And in third place, its T,D unlucky once again, this is the story of T,D scoring a touch down, spiking the ball which bounces up and bends his finger back, on returning to the side lines he finds we have no ice so T,D puts his finger in a bottle of cool water, but then finds its stuck as the offence are due back on the pitch. CLASSIC JOHN
Second place,,,,,,,,,,Goes to the long lost Gary Harper, once again it was on the night the strippers did their thing (that was a good night). Poor Phill Benson got dragged up on stage on his stag night and had his pubic hair set on fire, and didn,t it stink.
The winner is,AND I,M MADE UP AS HE SHOULD BE SHARING OUR TABLE and his vodka AT THE REUNION, my fellow coach of Bury Pumas, the one and only,beast tamer BRIIIIIIIIAN THE HORIZONAL FLYING TACKLER COULLLLLLLLLLLSONNNNNNNN
We were told to dig holes at Bell Vue to plant the goal posts in (dead glamerouse playing for the Allstars) Decland being a profetional hole digger did one , 18inch round 3 foot deep, perfect. Myself,Brian and another whoes name slips me dug the other, 3 foot round, 18 inch deep. The post were planted and got Davels seal of approval, We hadn,t even had time to get off the pitch when our goal post fell on to rucky Ben Fitzpatrick.
Well done Brian, worthy winner mate. My deed is done I,ll see you all at the reunion. HANK
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monstercooke
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| | 10/21/10 at 04:28 PM | Reply with quote | #3 |
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Excellant stories, remember 2nd and 3rd but slept since and don't remember the winning story, class!!!! |
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