A Dr. on TV said "To have inner peace, we should always finish things we start and we could enjoy more calm in our lives".
I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner peas. An telum u luv em.