STiDavid
Registered: 08/05/06
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With all this internet stuff its so easy to find anything... so i thought i would start a thread about anything you had found on the web that you think mightn't put a smile on someones face .. I'll start 
Why Bike Shorts Are Black, Not Red???? 
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STiDavid
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What is the point of taking this pic??? (a day out at oldham market) 
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hank
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Sorry Dave,I cann,t play as I can just about turn this bleeding thing on , but Iam laughing. |
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hank
Registered: 01/02/07
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Is one of these Joe Mamood,look at the eyes. And you finally found Goughy he,s shopping in Oldham, and why have you super inposed me out of the top picture.HANK |
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miked53
Registered: 01/14/07
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Dave,not sure why the pick is being taken,but the bloke had better beware Declan isn't around Mike |
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STiDavid
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Quote: Originally Posted by hank Is one of these Joe Mamood,look at the eyes. And you finally found Goughy he,s shopping in Oldham, and why have you super inposed me out of the top picture.HANK Sorry mate ,here is the original 
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STiDavid
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Training for the run 
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hank
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STiDavid
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Saddam and his cat play for the last time..... David......
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DAVEL
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A plane passes through a severe storm and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman loses it. Screaming, she stands up "I'm too young to die!" "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment, there is silence. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, well built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
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DAVEL
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A Polish man moved to Ireland and married a Cork girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, how are your relations?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover."
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Brian28
Registered: 07/09/06
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Good one Dave. Would it not be quicker to phone us all than type that out? Brian. |
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Fletch
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Everyone Red Indian boy and his Dad sitting in a Tee Pee.The boy turns to his Dad and says 'When we were born how did you think of our names'? 'Well son' his father said 'When your brother was born I opened the flap and in the distance I saw a running bear so we called him Running Bear' the boy says 'oh, 'When your Sister was born i opened the flap and the sun was rising in the distance so we called her Rising Sun' again the boy said 'oh' ....a few minutes go by and the Father turns to his son and says 'anyway,why are you asking two dogs f-cking!!!!!' Fletch
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