Brian28
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Here is a joke someone sent me
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds "
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. Hearing this she
stopped dead.
Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them grow larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"
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Fletch
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Here are a few pictures of my Gran when she went on holiday in Spain recently.She really makes me feel proud that she has grown old gracefully and covered herself up accordingly!!! apparently there is a kink called GMILF but as you can see my grandmother is not into that!!!!
Fletch
Ok can someone pass me the sick bucket!!!!!!
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Brian28
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Carl,
Things could be worse. She could be a guest at a Michael Barrymore poolside party. Bring your own bottle????
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Fletch
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Can anyone spot the problem that these true British workers have when they were given the hard task of putting bollards up in Quay Street Manchester!!!! I kid you not this was an actual picture taken from an office block.
Fletch
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Brian28
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Carl,
Were tose numbnuts Direct Works. There used to be a saying in Mcr Council when I worked in the Housing Department.
Q "Whats purple and sleeps four"?
A "A Direct Works van".
Brian.
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Fletch
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With the death of Bernard Manning and the recent chat from Edd,Hank,Brian and Pottsie going to see him after the run,I thought I would post these non politically correct cartoons!!!!!
Fletch
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ianuk
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Good one Carl, Love Soccer AM
Hope you all like these.
WHY DO MEN HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?
WE HAVE ALL BEEN HERE!!!
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A bloke marries a deaf girl and says "we're gonna have to have a code for when we want sex. If I want sex I'll stroke your breast, and if you want sex you'll have to pull my penis - once for yes, 52 times for No!!" |
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Fletch
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SteveB
Gosh that bloke must have had stamina!!! I don't think I could last 52 times!!!!
Fletch
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